Does Your Band Suck?

Does your band suck? If 2 or more of the following statements apply to your band, chances are it sucks. (Also pertains to artists.)

1. You only play in 4/4 time

2. Your drummer is a lead vocalist

3. You sing about suicide/depression in a serious manner

 4. You are Nickelback

 5. Your drummer's cymbals are not within arms length

 6. You repeatedly say the name of your band in your songs (exceptions:... Beastie Boys, Swollen Members)

 7. You rhyme "girl" and "world"

 8. You are Great Big Sea

 9. You can't properly perform your recordings live

10. You have a dj

11. You are Motley Crue

12. 2 members of your band sing into one micrphone

13. You spend more time on your hair than your music

14. You have guitar solos without distinguishable rhythm

15. Any member of your band owns a Kid Rock cd

16. You were crippled on Degrassi: TNG

17. You wear masks or face paint on stage (exception: The Locust)

18. You spell the name of your band incorrectly

19. A child is a member of your band (exception: Hanson)

20. Jeff isn't a member of your band.